One Pet Gets Married (From Ancient Times to Today) - Chapter 7
“You, you don’t come here!” Song Xi was surprised, and instantly stretched out her hand to push away Tang Youan’s shoulder.
Just after taking a bath, Tang Youan’s body was still warm. When she touched her with her fingertip, the temperature of her skin gradually infiltrated along with the texture of her skin. Song Xici’s brain suddenly burst out the words ‘Nephrite gives birth to fragrance’.
(T/N: Not too sure what Nephrite fragrance is but, the Chinese is 软玉生香, if someone can help me figure it out ah.)
After shaking her head, Song Xici slapped herself in the head, and issued her a no-touch rule: “From now on, no matter where you are, you must keep a distance of one-meter from me!”
I thought that since she was an ancient girl, so she would be proper girl and would have harder time understanding and accepting same sex. Therefore I dared to come here wrapped in a bath towel, turns out it isn’t true?!
Seeing her great reaction, Tang Youan was also slightly stunned. Then she slowly straightened up, stepped back, and said, “I’m sorry if I offend you. But, can I ask, where did I annoy Miss Song?”
“You… you still ask me? You know what you just did… “
“Huh?” Tang Youan really didn’t understand what she had done wrong.
“Like a very overbearing president, very overbearing, it makes me think that you’re going to soak me!” Song Xici’s eyes were wide open.
“Soak…” Tang Youan looked at the bathtub next to her, and suddenly frowned, “Xici’s words are heavy, am I the type that repay kindness with hatred? How can I drown a girl in the water?!
After hearing her words, Song Xici looked at her, opened her mouth, but couldn’t say a single word after a while.
How does she explain to her that, this ‘soak’ is not that ‘soak’?
(T/N: soak means to pick up a girl)
“No…the soak here doesn’t mean that, it means that your behavior and words make people think you have a strong desire for me. If you really do, I will divorce you immediately, throw you on the streets and let you, an idiot who knows very little about modern society, be picked up and dissected!” Song Xici felt that after being with her for a short while, her IQ had begun to wobble.
Hearing this, Tang Youan let out a sigh of relief: “It turns out that’s why… I asked like that because I’ve heard of that theory before, and Xici’s body just happened to be fragrant, so I asked… “
Song Xici was stunned for a second, and felt that her IQ had indeed gone offline: “Yes, is that so?”
Tang Youan looked at her with a gentle smile and nodded.
“Fuck…” Song Xici instantly blushed to the root of her neck. I thought too much. That manner really makes one disarrayed.
“Xici don’t worry, I will never do what you don’t allow me to do.” Tang Youan added.
“Oh…then, that’s ok…” Song Xici nodded.
“It’s just Xici, your face suddenly became red, is it because your body is not healthy, that it happens often? I…”
“No…no no aiya. Don’t show me your face! I’m going to sleep, goodnight!” After Song Xici finished speaking she ran out as if she was running away.
Tang Youan looked at her back and squinted slightly. In these recent days… There shouldn’t be any bad omen. Thinking about this, Tang Youan smiled, turned around, fumbled for a moment at the switch, then turned off the light, and walked out.
However, when she walked out, she looked back into the room.
It’s wonderful here, there’s such a light thing.
On the other hand, Song Xici went back to her room, closed the door, put on her pajamas, then fell onto the bed. This was when she let out a sigh of relief.
Damn it. That guy doesn’t play cards according to common sense at all. I lost myself!
Whatever, go to sleep. Go sleep.
After putting on the Naruto eye mask, Song Xici reached out and turned off the light.
After Tang Youan returned to her room, she continued to play with the thing called “phone”.
On the screen, there were many colorful small squares, and some of them were marked with a red number on the upper right corner. But she doesn’t know what they meant.
Tang Youan wanted to look at them one by one, but couldn’t stand the drowsiness, so she could only go to sleep.
This bed is the best and softest bed she had ever slept in. After Tang Youan fell onto the bed and covered herself with the blanket, she soon fell asleep very sweetly.
When she woke up the next day, it was dawn.
The cool sunlight poured in from the window, reflecting the room brightly. Tang Youan got up, opened the “wardrobe door” and walked in.
The structure of the room was also ingenious. She was surprised when she first saw the hidden room in the house.
After entering, you can see that the left side is full of cloth, with all 4 seasons in order. While the right side is full of shoes.
All kinds of bags, backpacks, accessories, etc are layed out.
It was as extravagant as the Emperors and nobles. Tang Youan never thought that after she died she would get these things for nothing.
Finally, Tang Youan randomly selected some clothes, put them on then opened the bedroom door and walked out.
At this time, Song Xici was still sleeping soundly.
After all, a few days ago, she had been shooting back and forth between 《Blue Sea Mermaid》and《I’m Going to Propose》.So she was busy and didn’t sleep well, therefore it’s rare to have time now, and of course she must sleep to make up for it.
Tang Youan originally wanted to find her, but she was afraid that she might accidentally annoy her, so she finally gave the idea up.
After all, as soon as she came here, she seemed to have done several wrong things.
But, she’s hungry. Moreover, people should eat regularly. She felt that this matter should also be important to Song Xici.
Tang Youan waited and waited while holding her phone. Soon the sun was up, but Song Xici still hadn’t gotten up. So she walked back and forth in the whole house.
Finally, she couldn’t help it. Tang Youan went to knock on Song Xici’s door.
After knocking 3 times, finally a weak, “coming…” came out from inside.
After the door was opened, Song XIci grabbed her phone, peeked out like a chicken head, then looked at her: “What’s wrong?”
“It should be noon,” Tang Youan said euphemistically.
After listening, Song Xici looked at her phone: “It’s half past eleven…and?”
“I’m hungry…” Tang Youan said.
“Oh…” After hearing her speak, Song Xici nodded, then walked out erratically, “Ok, I’ll cook for you, cook for you…aiyo, I’m such a good mother…”
Song Xici seldom orders takeaways. One is because she always encounters a takeaway boy who is too excited after seeing her. The other is that the takeaways are not clean and her stomach is not good. She can make do with it in the crew, but at home she’ll still do it by herself. So yesterday afternoon she asked Chen Shihan to buy some ingredients.
“Why don’t I cook for you?” You can rest for a while and raise your spirit.” Tang Youan saw that she was still very tired, so she suggested.
“Do you really know how to cook?” Song XIci asked.
“A little bit.” Tang Youan replied.
“That’s ok.” Song Xici wanted to know what food ancient people make and how they taste.
After that, Song Xici led Tang Youan to the kitchen and showed her how to use the gas, faucets and so on.
“Wait. You’re not going to turn the house down for me, are you? Repeat what I just taught you!” Song Xici was still uneasy.
“Ok.” Tang Youan nodded. Then repeated what she did.
Fortunately, Tang Youan’s brain is very bright, and he learned it fast, which is also a relief.
“What would you like to eat?” Tang Youan asked afterwards.
“Um…whatever is fine, two dishes and one soup will do. Remember a meat dish, and a vegetable dish. The meat dish should be fish. I love fish the most! Everything is in the fridge.” Song Xici pointed to the refrigerator.
“Ok.” Tang Youan nodded
“Then I’ll go back and get some more sleep first.” Song Xici said.
“Go ahead.” Tang Youan nodded.
After teaching Tang Youan how to use the kitchen, Song Xici really couldn’t stand the drowsiness any longer and went back to her room to sleep.
Tang Youan went to the kitchen and opened the refrigerator and looked up and down.
She saw a handful of vegetables and some others that she had never seen on the top shelf, and then some hard things that were placed on the bottom, that she couldn’t tell what they were. But in short, no fish was found.
She wanted to ask Song Xici where the fish was, but seeing that she was already asleep, she couldn’t ask. So Tang Youan went upstairs to open the doors of Song XIci’s room, then she walked back down again.
After a moment of contemplation, Tang Youan suddenly had an idea: That’s it.
Not sure how long it has been. But a burst of fragrance from the kitchen spread to every corner.
When Song Xici smelled the fragrance, she was so hungry that before Tang Youan could call to wake her up, she was already led by her sense of smell to wake up, brush her teeth, and walk downstairs, then rushed to the dining table like a wolf.
Two dishes and one soup. A cabbage soup, a plate of cold cucumber and a plate of fish, which looked the most delicious.
On the white porcelain plate, there’s 2 or 3 palm sized fish, which were drenched in a ring of colorful sauces sprinkled with scallop and ginger. It looked very appetizing.
“Xici, here.” Tang Youan said, giving her a bowl full of rice, and placed it in front of her.
“Thank you!” Song Xici held the rice, gave her a smile then used the chopstick to place a fish into her mouth.
It can be said that the fish was handled perfectly by her. The skin was crisp and the meat inside was tender. It was really delicious when served with a bit of sauce and a small bite of rice.
I declare that you are the Xth super chef!” Song Xici couldn’t help but put down the chopstick and bowl, then held out her hand and made a gesture of putting a hat on Tang Youan.
Did she accidentally pick up a treasure?
“Thank you Xici for the compliment.” Tang Youan smiled gently.
Song Xici picked up her chopsticks again and was ready to pick up the fish. But this time, when her chopsticks reached into the air, she suddenly stopped, and then looked up at Tang Youan: “Wait a minute, I don’t remember buying this kind of fish! In my refrigerator, I have asked the fish seller to kill the grass carp and have it cleaned and sliced. Where did you get these little fish? Did you go out? “
Hearing this Tang Youan was stunned while holding her chopstick and shook her head: “I haven’t gone out.”
“Then tell me, where did you get this?!” Song Xici hurriedly asked.
So, Tang Youna slowly put down her chopsticks, turned her head, then looked at the fish tank at the side of the hallway.
“Da..Da Mao, Er Mao, San Mao…” Song XIci fainted and the chopstick fell onto the table, “You all died so miserably…”